“MONTAGUES! GETCHA HEAD IN THE GAME!”
The fact that someone else thinks he looks like Zac Efron makes me so happy.
Mom, Dad….. I’m French
the bible says adam and eve not adam and hon hon hon baguette eiffel tower
i finally got to 15 followers on tumblr. i’m trying really hard to not let the fame get to my head but it’s difficult. today some lady at the supermarket asked me if i wanted paper or plastic bags and i just f*****cking lost it i am too famous for her questions. i can’t believe i haven’t been asked to do a magazine cover yet. i feel like it is coming soon.
i am reminded that english is a flawed language every time I am forced to use “that that” in a sentence
why does leonardo dicaprio always end up dead in the water with no girlfriend
If you’re having a bad day, just remember that the Raptor sounds from Jurassic Park were actually a recording of turtles having sex